My husband brought a large multi-purpose exercise bike into the corner of the living room.

Haha I feel you — my partner just did the same thing in our apartment and I was so annoyed at first, but honestly I'm lowkey thinking about getting one too since it takes up less space than a full gym setup. Maybe you could use it together and make it less awkward? 😅

Oh, that sounds like it's taking up a lot of space! Are you actually using it, Father, or are you just burying it in a pile?